[[Mixed text 24102026 within]]
(its all filler. i dont recommend downloading this)
26/10/12 mod changes/addition:
- = done,
? = idea
X = notes
/ = thoughts
XXXXX = i think if you change m2 to wep type 1 it shoos whatever graphic u got equiped. (learnt this at snowmanns drive inn)
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-added some xx stuff - sound effect (i just wish i had like a huge fucken weiner) - also added to the unsaturated people to go berserk with. 2 for 1.
?? should add some dota sounds
bots
- made kink a bit more defineable, (colour like a tinge)
fing arts n craft (banahhns)
-berserker felicita concept (learnt u can watch everything, even your own screen on vlc). yep. lol
(lol for some reason i didnt scroll to the top of the notepad and starting writing, ill leave this here, that was before, this is now, then its after).
241026--
i do an upload to try gain clarity. (lol. ) .
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deleted all unused scripts, that should free up some space, lol. didnt realise how large they were.
$$ Added a randomizer script for sounds for now with help of google ai( i helped it, it done it) works alright, only ran it once so far.
, will i explain the concept beihnd it? i dunno. cbf.
lol. dont read this.
people doing serious stuff out there, go participate in that, not read this.
heh, im writing tho. lol, regardless.
lol! wtf. was gonna be like, just gonna post this, then i wanted to check file size
after i deleted the scripts, thought its gonna be like, 1.2?/.3? something gigs. its like, over 2.5gigs now,
just for the lols im gonna stop writing and post this.
if anything, i think the queens mp5 reload sound and shooting held down is best update.
llol. wtf.
im eating something like a meat medley with beans, olives and other random stuff i made myself.
pretty good.
lol.
i deleted all script outcomes,
i think audio script is best script.
software i use is paint.net and audacity.
feelings are i use are pain and audacity. lol (gay joke).
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im not even gonna post any screen hots.
also, some sounds in some mods are off, since when i do the saving/exporting it overwrites stuff in other mods. adds to the fun.
(all the sounds are off)
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below are some notes i started making when i was trying to be smore proper and systemic, hydromatic, bombastic, fucken grease lighting.
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i stopped doing that.
also, in the unscaled mod, ive been playing it more so in rambo or the pointflag mode.
thats prob the biggest updates here.
i really wanna write about my feelings. but. be a man.
im also actually curious where all the megabytes are.
~~~ also looking at the folder, the sfx randomizer is all over the place, but the concept was to get all the sounds from all the mods that arent default and randomize them, its in progress, but has funny results (maybe thats the megabytes) question mark.
~~ also now i got like 2.45 gigs to upload and im at 100meg so *shrugs* i guess ill do some writing.
its doing like, 1 megabyte just a bit more than a second so i think thats some time.
what should i write about?
so many question you know. 130megs uploaded. (5% completed).
alright well. i moved some gfx around and stuff, added some sounds.
ill write what comes to mind, i moved the guy on a stick in soldat safari to the flame thrower, i think the sfx for that was meant for the unscallied.
had some fun trying to draw a scorpion. gotta change the sounds around since i removed the popsicle hat since it didnt really look like a popsicle,
gave the unscaled the popscile.
soldubai had some gfx uploads, not very familiar with like music and sounds from that genre, but i like it so far.
-also realised i started with lego mod, i love the concept, just everytime i start messing with the arms i get so discouraged. but then i consider what im doing and cant help but laugh, and so i do it some more some times.
i realised that in the 2dwatwotoo or whatever mod the guys still dont have a beard, thats okay.
275 megabytes.
thats like, a quarter of a quarter, and then need a bit more. or something other than rather.
303 megabytes.
307 megabytes.
what else. well, i kinda wanna add some screen shots, but its such a headfuck to like, screen shot, copy paste, name it something protocol, upload it, then like, inbed that stuff onto a website, for every screen shot. i wonder what would happen if i dont hit enter and just keep writing. how will this format? but yeah, then you gotta actually first come to terms with the idea that you want to take a screen shot of something. thats like, going to the hairdresser and being like, i want to look like this. and then you gotta consider, what kinda message does this send? alternatively you dont have to consider, and just buy the pants you like. but the pants you like might not be the ones you find. man.
405 megabytes.
.... 420 megabytes.
the bean thing i made was pretty good. given all things considered. it was like a , 1 pan ordeal with stuff i had in the fridge/pantry/ vicinity.
im no master chef, but like others, i watch the yo00o to00o0ob.
477 megabytes.
(lol joke, im in notepad).
495 megabytes.
its going.
hope it doesnt kaput.
that would be a waste of my fucking time. its just nonsense. nonsense to a megabyte.
a mod should be a mod, with a theme.... like a western.
580 megabytes.
personally, the subtle comedy of this whole situation is amplified by the background.
- oh yeah, also added some basketball rings on m2 snowman. thats prob my fave map for testing ambience,
if you stand to the left of the snow man, the bots dont really get there. so i put a drive in up top.
- m2 bridge is good for training if u wanna test powerups since they spawn up ahead, or give the bots a brawling pit.
also in the unscaled mod, the throwables grenade and cluster heal, i wanted to do only the cluster heals, but thats alright,
a fun mini game is disabling all weapons and putting in 20 bots. i suggest listening to music when u do this.
~~also, note from the developer, if u get an error box pop up due to like memory or something,
u can hold enter and eventually it clears after a few minutes. u get random sound effects when that happens and its kinda an esoteric experience.
u can question things in that time.
740 megabytes.
alternatively u can hold alt f4, and it takes shorter then u get outta the game, but u gotta time it right or u close your computer.
i dont have a gfx card so i dont know if u guys get the same errors as me.
not entirely tru tbh. i have a graphics card. its just not in my computer, because it doesnt work.
anyways,
800megabytes.
what else is there. pardon me, so rude, im sitting here typing, and i havnt even asked about you.
how are you? (lol, such a broad question.)
-oh yeah, thats really cool. wow. omg. no way. yeah? really. oh yeah. *nods head*, well yeah, mmmm.. that happens sometimes. they did what? no way. your so chill for that. well yeah.
just implant those replies to your answers and we just interacted socially. great stuff.
850 megabytes.
860 megabytes.
like, 2.45 gigabytes seems large, but compared to other stuff its not that large...
lol.
but yeah.. what about 2026 years. thats also a while. but like, once again, not really you know..
wtf gonna be happening in another 2000 years.
920 megabytes.
945 megabytes.
i take a break from this serious business. untill i get an inkling to write something.
i wonder what happens, since i started editing the file while it was zipping, i wonder what version will be in the zip.
just hit a gig+.
1.01 GB (lol gay boy)
{computer is taunting me in chans voice from the hangover}
its ok.
sometimes i like to imagine, what people might think, when they stumble upon this.
lol, its a fucken conspiracy bro, 2.5 gigabinds for some fucken pixeled game that was made on MS Dos.
conspiracy. theres more to it. theres gotta be.
lol, there really isnt.
hehahahahahaha!!!!!!!
(thats the beauty of it).
i write lol a lot, that upsets some people, or rather they choose to challenge the level of linguistics with which i express myself for i do not feel a need to rebutt the juxtaposition of my situation given their proclivity for mental gymanstics aroused by their mediocum semantics, lack of syntax and ability to play the sax. i cant play the sax either, tho i have to admit, ive never tried. or even held one tbh. facts. lol. what else would you like to say?
1.14 gb.
one day, im gonna have an opinion on everything.
48% it says. the worse part is it went from showing every megabyte it uploaded, and then once it hit 1.1gig it changed to that.
upsetting tbh since now i dont know if its doing anything for every 100megabytes.
lol, have a shot for every 100 megabytes.
1.23gb
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the audio levels kinda upset me, i accept they are all over the place and all the sounds overlap. pardon me,
also i can accept that sentences arent the best way to use the sounds, since then u cant hear everything,
but just let the bots do their random actions and sometimes the computer builds its own sentences.
or atleast sometimes u can notice.
i wonder what the amish are up to.
1.31 gb.
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i know the source code for soldat is out there, i tried to compile it, spent a few hours, got a few version but oh my god im illiterate with this for now.
also other questions and considerations arise, but regardless,
i just like the simplicity and fluiditiy of the game.
would be cool to expand upon the background music, i.e. have like in game winamp type stuff,
ability to /reloadsounds (maybe there is but i dunno),
ability to give bots their own models, instead of a notepad file, so u could mod.ini them into silly stuff
obv have all slots for weapons chooseable,
this would be an overhaul etc. etc.
continually impressed by the creator of this game and what he accomplished. cheers soldat dudes.
im sad that reka-2 doesnt apply the back hand, i imagine it was meant to. i cant fathom how anal you gotta be to like, talk to a computer.
also sometimes when i try to move things in mod.ini beyond what feels like a .7 or 1.7 value, it just jumps far away,
still cool tho and fun to work within the limitations. jean choice theory etc.
1.46gb
for better or worse, gonna just dump all this nonsense out there.
heh, on a walk i was exploring the expression, more or less.
(thats all im gonna make of that sentence, it can loop within itself senseless self).
1.51 gb.
61%.
~~ i like the concept of being able to meme in game, like in lylat wars, or the starwars x fighter pilots as they report in.
imagine all the games and ideas that are out there. and then all the other stuff. people really get involved in stuff dont they.
64%.
i pause.
.. eskimos have more than 1 word for snow and i like to think about this when i see people interacting.
-- my pet chicken pecks at the labels on the little plants in the backyard, and just when i watch iti have no idea wtf its doing.
i can deduce its not trying to read since i dont think it understands that concept. i think it thinks its like bugs, i would assume ants but it doesnt eat ants.
and it just keeps pecking and pecking, sometimes when it does this i think the universe is trying to tell me something.
i guess im like that chicken. just pecking at this keyboard. hilarious.
now it has stopped and is walking aorund with its 3 toed sharp clawed foot. it scratches its head with that thing.
chicken is such seemingly oddly balanced shape, like an inverted triangle. just hobbling around, balanced with its gyroscopic head and puckering asshole.
people are strange man.
1.77gb.
this should be about soldat. i wanted to talk/type more about animals.
like, we look at animals and what they do and think fuck thats weird, but then theres humans.
we are like an animal, but i think were like all the animals combined in some ways. whatever an animal has done, i reckon i human has done that animal.
hehehe. lol.
oh, i learnt a new greeting in spanish, buenos tardes, it means good afternoon. pretty funny.
1.85 gigabytes.
i find it curious watching birds cross the road by walking. like, what are the pros and cons of such situation.
sometimes they even like, power walk, walk faster than casual bug pecking browsing speed, and i become intrigued even further.
do bird legs have muscles? like, could a bird get swole legs. i guess chickens kinda could, i imagine, but what about like ducks or pigeons.
1.95 gigabytes.
in the unscaled mod i went through a few changes regarding the gosteks. in a way it was liberating to not have to look amazing, but then i changed them.
1.99gigabytes. feels like new years eve.
an idea ive had is to push the waist and body up, and bring the head down and forward, so they look like the rock golems from bionicles.
not100% sure if its bionicles.
2.03gb.
also in banana mod i started exploring with changing the textures i think.
kinda fun and more ideas there to be farmed.
looks like jelly beans when u shoot stuff,
also like the concept of the black and white times new roman type vibe of subtitles for the hearing impaired.
-pardon for the rudeness, but ive been using, pardon me again, /piss on some mods to play a song, since itjust plays. and then u can play with a song. sorry for the odd command, but /piss, /spit and /tabac are on trigger sounds. (i didnt make the words)
2.21 gb
realistically, and honestly, i dont think ill ever finish any of these mods.
in a way i enjoy the frustration of not being able to /not wanting for whatever reasons, to 100% say, This goes There and will be like This.
i think that triggers the, 'this could be done better' sense of exploration which is a rabbit hole and a half.
93%.
well, i should think how im gonna post this. its gonna be, BAM, link ot the download,
then, BAM, i see if i can drop this notepad file in there. ,
then, BAM, and the dirt is gone.
:)
Buenos Tardes.
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97%
98%
99% at 2.43 GB / 2.45 GB
100%
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SoldaCraft
-zerg queen mp5 reload being gassy x3 .D
-arbiter spawn (could make arbiter more visible)
Safari
- silly ass lion head for minime, could/should be a hat. popsicles ar emelting.
Unscaled
-prone on the scatboard , reload one then hold fire and u fly.
??? - chocky milk could be a fizzy drink since u shake to reload it.
-been doing more rambo mode here. everyone kinda vibes till they see the food lords and then lose their shit. good times.
- i gave the lords wings for now, which i feel is kinda unfair towards them. also the wings could be better, but we just exploring the concept.
-removed the women, felt kinda conflicted, added the one from the menu and shallow hal and the lizard queen. thought that would be alright. dunno tho. either way, i like concept of keeping new head gear in 1 file.
- added concept of faces which change, /easier to explore a few ideas.
?X/ if i make jabbas face smaller, more other faces work.
- chartmang hat/face?
- testing hotxbuns as flamerelated song
- Added Spagetti for 7 Ball concept
? bass steps
? sumos, jabba pizza hut, the majesty and grace of whales underwater, winnie the pooh pooh, fat basterd,
? the sensuality of eating, dinosaurs (the old show), maybe some homer, (doh!, but in that comfy wear.)
? pretty classy fat ladies with short hair. pretty classy ladies with long hair (up top). that chef movie.
? rappers and grammies, releasing a new lp. indulgence. grease, sweets, and tears in your clothes.
? comfort. lastly, its kinda just about supper. super. superb.
X if you do /mercy, looks like you taking a bite.
- beard hair is now a bow tie (something different and formal + fun)
/ deagles has 2 clips it drops, so if you draw 2 clips, yo udrop 4.
// could maybe make deagles as donuts, and their clips can be the donut holes.
? deagles as donuts. or 2 sushi rolls seems cool.
/ cant really give bibs since you cant really see belly lol. yeah, you look nice.
? flamer needs something that flows, hoping maybe try change fire icon, and not but fire weapons, unless more ideas.
/? stuff like gravy, melted cheese, chocolate kinda looks like poo when we looking at pixels. and rl i guess too (think picnic bars)
? could be a soda, just spraying it everywhere. maybe whipped cream. i dunno. just ideas.
? i keep thinking about kebabs/yiros/ a fat juicy wrap as the law. just Boom, thats a wrap.
also u cant really eat them walking if they all juicy, so sitting helps. but i guess sitting helps overall when eating so thats negligble.
- m79 gonna be cake. (~is this couch cake?)
// noted i dont like doing everything at once for one gun, but rather do a theme for a few, i.e. a few menu gfx at once, 2 menu gfx, at the saaamme time, lol, unless its a formed idea that works out which is rare.
/ interface icons being the guns in game i find kinda boring and predictable, and i like adding the silly ass lil comments.
/ but gfx in gun menu and kill log are same size but scale different, i dont even think thats true. maybe could do something with scaling.
/// for sake of progress and idea generation, since things not perfect, gonna leave gfx in a few version
... kinda like the combat spoons. tho i personaly prefer the look of the smaller one.
// havnt really played with the damaged gfx, was thinking like make it look oily. like those peanut butter commercials, but the inverse.
X - cant decide how i want the roast chicken, since ideally you want a full secondary chicken, and i thought the eaten chicken kinda funny and tells a story, tho also just being a clip and pulling a chicken outta ur pocket also funny
XXClassic
- someone (no1?) suggested m2 could be a silent lesbian speed dating event
- added great lesbian titties to m2,
- made some stuff disco bitch, (just to kinda try fill in more sounds, *shrugs*)
- gonna try make m2 the titty piggy committee, which would free up deagle slot, but i have no other ideas so i think ill duplicate.
- - -(lame and gay but for now its ok?)
(lol. what isnt, okay. )
? could be a bubble bath. currently with m2 they are all anchored below the gun, could change in base game files but then that changes for everything and im noob at it. could make seperate soldat folders for mods but this aint vegas.
? m2 has no fire icon
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